Suggestions for managing BTF withdrawal
From Wiki Gonzalez
Below are some tried-and-true techniques to help you till Primer is fixed, or forever, depending on which happens first.
- Hitting your bookmark link over and over again to summon up the image of the field of flowers has a soothing effect.
- Reading B-Ref pages very very slowly and imagining Primer debates over the merit of the players they refer to has been known to help.
- Replaying a typical steroid thread in your head.
- Rehearsing Bert-Blyleven-for-the-Hall-of-Fame arguments can help, but can also lead to a mental impasse where his prodigious strikeout totals meet his puny W-L% like an irresistible force meeting an immovable object.
- Go to Petco and pick up a couple of parakeets. Train one to say "Omar's a dopey spanish guy!" and the other to say "screw you, racist crapweasel! pwn3d!". Then stand between them.
Rob Base: Actually, you're going to need to do this even once the Factory is back up and running. Furtado banned me! PWN3D! Have a nice life, people!
- Actually go out and watch a game, you big geeks. I bet you can't sleep at night unless you hug your spreadsheet, right?
- Damn near every primate has a website. Go visit some:
- Aaron Gleeman - http://www.aarongleeman.com/ Aaron Gleeman]
- Craig B contributes to www.battersbox.ca
- OMG TEH WEBSITE www.thewolfshack.com
- Retardo contributes to www.sadlyno.com
- David Nieporent - Jumping To Conclusions (http://www.oobleck.com/tollbooth/)
- One Alou -
- Repoz, amazingly, lit a candle at church (http://www.wichita.gov/NR/rdonlyres/5C9C8343-8506-4F41-ADF4-6212CAEC0E02/0/church02.jpg)
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